when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb
Dan: I’m gonna sit my kids down when they get to the age of 12 and go, “What’ve you done?! I had done two films by now!”
#harry could do this to his kids too #’I HAD DEFEATED VOLDEMORT THREE TIMES WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE - YOU CAN’T EVEN TIE YOUR SHOELACES’ #’WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN’T SPEAK YET? WHEN I WAS A YEAR OLD I HAD DEFEATED THE MOST POWERFUL WIZARD IN THE WORLD. YOU’RE A DISAPPOINTMENT TO US ALL’
that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck
dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times
cole sprouse keepin it real
If I could only one thing, I would add one more word to make sense of that sentence
Being unable to care for your child
Being overpowered by your child
Being manipulated into an abusive relationship
Being attacked by your spouse
Depression and attempted suicide
Threat of miscarriage
Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s
Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse
I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.
THAT AIN’T NO DAMN PUPPY!!
SUDDENLY REALIZES THAT DIRK GREW UP ALL ALONE
AND IN HIS LAND THERE ARE BUILDINGS EVERYWHERE
WHILE DAVE GREW UP IN THE MIDDLE OF A CITY
AND IN HIS LAND, HIS APARTMENT IS THE ONLY BUILDING AROUND
Okay cool but what does it mean.
IT MEANS THAT DIRK WAS PHYSICALLY ALONE BUT STILL FELT SURROUNDED BY HIS FRIENDS AND DAVE WAS SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE BUT STILL FELT ALONE
i fucking love this because the joker abuses harley so badly and he thinks by making her insane that he’s turned her brain to mush, thinks she’s an idiot, but she’s brilliant and she did the one thing joker never could: she almost killed batman and joker fucked it up and it just wow there is no ointment for a burn that severe
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
But seriously, I think I love you.
they have merchandise
I looked up reviews for Foodfight! on Amazon and one of them was by an animator that actually worked on the film