Hannibal, Hannibal, where for art thou a Cannibal?
stagbeetleloveit:

I’m fucking crying

stagbeetleloveit:

I’m fucking crying

if-i-go:

donde-esta-mi-queso:

If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy” so why is that if someone forcibly enters a woman without her consent they say “if you didn’t dress like a slut this wouldn’t have happened, you should dress more modestly”?

why doesn’t this have more notes

arnbrosia:

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

send this to all the straight boys in your life

fooferdoodle:

andrusi:

well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is



There is no escape

fooferdoodle:

andrusi:

well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is

There is no escape

Hannibal and Will. Show me Hannibal frightened of something.

eaten-by-bears0rz:

the-best-part-of-waking-up:

Will had always seen hannibal as something other than human, something superior without the human weaknesses such as emotion to hold him back. Once they finally became a couple however Will learned the truth was much different. Hannibal was very much human just as Will was. He had emotions though he chose not to express them and he had fears. But the one thing hannibal feared above all else were spiders, and Will will never forget the day he learned that.

"WILLllll" hannibal called out from across the house "WILLLL"
Will sighed and placed the bag of dog food down, knowing hannibal would not wait. “What is it Hanni-” Will stopped, the scene playing out in from of him was just too much, there hannibal the cannibal lecter was hidden away under the blankets trembling in fear of a daddy longlegs on the wall

Real talk, daddy longlegs are fucking scary. Also craneflies.

Why do they hang out in the shower? Are they perverts or something?

Dude real talk
I went camping when I was like 10 and I woke up at like 3am and saw a daddy long leg on the tent wall and I was like “oh cool a daddy longlegs” and I went back to sleep
I woke up like 10 minutes later
And it was ON MY FACE

Prompt: Hannibal let's Clarice be his mommy
Anonymous

eaten-by-bears0rz:

“Motherhood is a rich vein of symbolism,” Hannibal said. “It’s almost tempting to over-analyze an attraction to it.”

“Honey.” Clarice stood in front of him, one hand on her hip.

 “Mother goddesses are some of the most primal objects of worship in human culture, powerful creators and unpredictable destroyers who hold the balance of life and death in their hands.” He looked her over, considering her carefully. “The river and the tempest; the womb and the gun.”

 “Sweetie.”

 “Christian iconography has stripped the mother of most of her destructive aspect. Mary is the essence of mildness, a font of ever-flowing love perpetually primed to forgive. Still, the imagery of a flaming heart searing through the chest –”

 “Hannibal.” She put a hand on his shoulder, and he quieted. “Stop talking in riddles and brush your teeth. It’s almost bedtime. If you’re good, I’ll read you a story first. Okay?”

 He met her eyes, revealing his anxiety for a moment. He didn’t give up control easily, and words were his favorite weapon. But he nodded and left to get ready for bed.

“Good boy,” Clarice said, ruffling his hair. She rolled her eyes after he left the room, silently wondering how his real mom had managed. 

Hannibal and Will. Show me Hannibal frightened of something.

Will had always seen hannibal as something other than human, something superior without the human weaknesses such as emotion to hold him back. Once they finally became a couple however Will learned the truth was much different. Hannibal was very much human just as Will was. He had emotions though he chose not to express them and he had fears. But the one thing hannibal feared above all else were spiders, and Will will never forget the day he learned that.

"WILLllll" hannibal called out from across the house "WILLLL"
Will sighed and placed the bag of dog food down, knowing hannibal would not wait. “What is it Hanni-” Will stopped, the scene playing out in from of him was just too much, there hannibal the cannibal lecter was hidden away under the blankets trembling in fear of a daddy longlegs on the wall

spiderstranded:

missmonstermel:

yonderbeasties:

All my Jungle Book pieces so far. 

Prints

WOW!

sssssssssshit.

What did you just call me?

drhanniballecter:

hislastvictim:

drhanniballecter:

Send me “what did you just call me?” and I’ll generate a number.

"Loser."

"It’s like I’m in seventh grade all over again, only you’re not an overly talented blonde girl named Abby and there are no lockers to shove me into. And I don’t have a violin bow for you to break."

"Well maybe you shouldn’t be such a loser, and I wouldn’t have to call you out on it."

Promt me and I’ll write you a short ficlet

hannigrahmy:

didyoumissthemoriarty:

For only 3.99 you can dress up as Will Graham

SOMEONE SHOW BRYAN

hannigrahmy:

didyoumissthemoriarty:

For only 3.99 you can dress up as Will Graham

SOMEONE SHOW BRYAN

postllimit:

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

omegaeridani:

this is so important

omegaeridani:

this is so important

sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

snerdbergler:

wonder-meathead:

at this point I thought egoraptor would actually be a talented animator and writer.as opposed to a fuckin’ clown writing songs about dicks and not actually animating anything

looks like i found the fuckboy

snerdbergler:

wonder-meathead:

at this point I thought egoraptor would actually be a talented animator and writer.

as opposed to a fuckin’ clown writing songs about dicks and not actually animating anything

looks like i found the fuckboy